Not So Spectacular

Let me begin by saying that although this song is spectacular,

Kiely William's (former Cheetah Girl) outfit choice is most certainly not.

I mean I guess its cool to wear a dead grizzly bear coat to the "club".

Can we also please address her dance skills.

I have no more words.

Weak.

Quilted Northern

 J Lo, what is this?

You came to the Oscars in THIS?

You look like you rolled out of bed,

took your favorite pink quilt with you

and pinned it at the hip.

Not a good choice.

Weak.

Hittin' My Head Against the Wall

Really Ke$ha?

Just cause you dress up in neon and turn some black lights on

does not mean you can sing.

Stop pretending to be Lady Gaga

and find something else to do

that doesn't cause seizures.

Weak.