Quilted Northern

 J Lo, what is this?

You came to the Oscars in THIS?

You look like you rolled out of bed,

took your favorite pink quilt with you

and pinned it at the hip.

Not a good choice.

Weak.

Hittin' My Head Against the Wall

Really Ke$ha?

Just cause you dress up in neon and turn some black lights on

does not mean you can sing.

Stop pretending to be Lady Gaga

and find something else to do

that doesn't cause seizures.

Weak.